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So, what did I miss?
我错过了什么？
Not much.
没什么

Same old...
I do, I do.
老一套的…
我愿意，我愿意
"You may kiss the bride."
“你可以亲吻新娘了”
White cake with raspberry filling,
覆盆子奶油蛋糕
and the doves being released,
鸽子被放走了
but the doves refuse to leave.
但鸽子好像不太愿意离开
I'm Cam. I went to college with the bride.
我是凯姆,我和新娘是大学同学
I'm Charlie.
I used to date the bride.
我是查里,我曾经是新娘的约会对象
Me, too.
我也是
Well, no. I mean,it was a one-time-only
噢，不，我的意思是 那是仅是一夜情
experimental thing,sophomore year.
在大学二年级，实验
We were young.And drunk.
当时太年轻并且喝醉了
Is this person being dipped in acid?
这个人是不是吃了迷幻药？
Waiter, could we have some chloroform for the singer?
侍者，能不能给这个唱歌的人一点麻醉剂？
What are you going to sing?
你等等会唱什么？
I'm thinking about doing Bon Jovi "Livin' On a Prayer."
我在考虑唱邦乔维的“祝福的人生”
Really?
That's the one I was going to do.
真的？我也要唱这首

- Oh, really?
- No.
- 噢，真的？
- 不是
So, Cam, what do you do?
那么，凯姆，你是做什么的？
I run the Penguin Habitat at Aqua World.
我在海洋世界照管企鹅的生活环境
Seriously, what do you do?
说真的，你是做什么的？
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- 说真的？
- 对
I'm a serial killer.
我是连环杀手
My passion is killing people I meet at weddings.
我热衷于谋杀我在婚礼上认识的人
What do you do?
你是做什么的？
FBI.You're under arrest.
美国联邦调查局 你被逮捕了
Your run is over,Miss "Wexler,"
你跑不掉了，威克斯勒小姐
if that's your real name.
如果这个是你的真名
Actually, I am a dentist.
其实，我是一名牙医
You're a dentist?
你是牙医？
You'll love me.Perfect teeth. No cavities.
你会爱上我的，完美的牙齿，没有蛀牙
Want to see?
想要看一看吗？
Oh, my! My legs!
噢，我的腿！
I'm sorry.
Water!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.
I'll just get in there and...
我只是帮你…
- That's all right.
- I'm sorry.
Wait.
Let me see, let me see.

- Thanks.
- It looks like cum!
- 谢谢
- 这看起来就像精液
Well, here I am.
我来了
What are your other two wishes?
你另外两个愿望是什么？
Stu, Cam.
Cam, Stu.
史图，凯姆
凯姆，史图
- Hi.
- Hi.

It's actually Doctor Stu.
实际上我是史图医生
I'm a reconstructive surgeon.
我是整形医生
If anyone has an accident or is born with a deformity,
如果有人意外或者天生畸形
I'm there to help.
我可以帮助他们
And by deformity, he means small breasts.